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the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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