I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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