it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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