I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize