Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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