Christians are straight up FREAKS
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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