her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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