I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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