I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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