Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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