Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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