i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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