that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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