Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
