it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The struggles of a small town man whore
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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