I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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