it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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