I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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