Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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