I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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