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That's intense
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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