Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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