I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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