You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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