Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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