omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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