38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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