I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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