My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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