I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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