how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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