I wish I could teleport
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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