Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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