check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Everclear isn't food dammit
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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