I CAN MOONWALK!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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