Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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