They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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