WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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