You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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