Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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