O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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