the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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