It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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