it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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