Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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