you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Randomize