I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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