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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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