quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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