my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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