He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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