That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He did a backflip because drugs
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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