"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
